The Team-Up You’ve
Been Waiting For:
Saint Expedite and
Mercury Join Forces 

Mercury, the Roman god of speedy messages, and Saint Expedite, the Catholic patron of instantaneous results, have a lot in common. Magically speaking, they work well together in the hands of eclectic practitioners of the mystic arts. Here we see Expedite holding his badge of office, the cross marked “Hodie” — Latin for “Today” — while Mercury carries his own badge of office, the winged herald’s staff on which twin snakes entwine. The two guys are taking a quick break and swapping tales of who gets the job done the fastest, but in less than the blink of an eye they will be on the road and ready to run.

“We make both Saint Expedite Oil and Mercury Oil and now we have blended them!” announced Miss Catherine Yronwode of Lucky Mojo. Use the blend for dressing candles, dabbing on packages that just have to get there overnight, or drawing a cross on the soles of your shoes to give wings to your feet. “Available only in the big four-ounce glass bottle — half and half of the two formulas, lovingly mingled together — with this brilliant new label by the inimitable Shelby O’Connelly, for just twenty bucks.” For now this is a LIMITED EDITION run, but if 100 bottles of “Saint Expedite Mercury Oil” are sold, Lucky Mojo Curio Co. will put it into production. Do you like it? Would you buy it? Order OIL-SPE-EXME for quick delivery!